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Introducing the amazing…

The BULLDOG Toothpaste Squeezer™

A cartoon bulldog toothpaste squeezer clamping down on a tube of toothpaste on a bathroom counter
NO MORE
WASTE!
ONLY
$9.99

With the bone-crushing jaw power of a real* bulldog,
not one dollop of paste gets left behind!

ORDER NOW!

*Not a real bulldog.

Are YOU tired of…

Rolling, folding and STRANGLING your toothpaste tube?

Throwing away tubes that are still ¼ FULL?!

Family fights over who squeezed from the middle?

There's GOT to be a better way!

It's as easy as 1 · 2 · 3!

  1. 1
    Hands sliding the end of a toothpaste tube into the back of the bulldog squeezer

    FEED THE BULLDOG

    Slide the flat end of any standard tube right into his mighty jaws.

  2. 2
    A hand turning the bone-shaped crank on the side of the bulldog

    TURN THE BONE

    Give his bone a twist. Patented Jaw-Lock™ rollers chomp down hard!

  3. 3
    Toothpaste dispensing neatly from the tube onto a child's toothbrush

    PERFECT DOLLOP!

    A perfect ribbon of paste, every time — right down to the very last drop.

TRY IT YOURSELF!

Click the bone and watch the bulldog go to work!

PASTE RECOVERED: 0%

Ordinary squeezing leaves up to 25% behind!

The whole family LOVES IT!

A dad and his young son using the bulldog squeezer at the bathroom sink
"Me and my boy used to fight over the tube. Now we fight over who gets to turn the bone!"
— Gary T., Toledo, OH
★★★★★
A smiling girl holding a pink toothbrush next to the bulldog squeezer
"Brushing used to be BOR-ING. Now I named him Mr. Chompers!"
— Ashley, age 7
★★★★★
A mom, dad and toddler laughing together at the bathroom sink
"We saved $47 in toothpaste the first year. That's a whole trip to the roller rink!"
— The Hendersons, Boise, ID
★★★★★
A boy laughing as he reaches for the bulldog squeezer
"HE BIT THE TUBE! HAHAHA! Again! AGAIN!"
— Tyler, age 6
★★★★★
A boy in pajamas cranking the bulldog to put paste on his toothbrush
"My kids actually ASK to brush their teeth now. I don't know what sorcery this is."
— Debbie K., Scranton, PA
★★★★★
A boy in a striped shirt turning the bone crank while holding his toothbrush
"So easy, even my little brother can do it. And he can't even tie his shoes!"
— Kevin, age 9
★★★★★

BUT WAIT…
THERE'S MORE!

A gray and white bulldog squeezer with a red collar and bone, gripping a toothpaste tube

Now available in
STEEL JAW GRAY!

Same legendary chomping power, now in a sleek, modern gray with a fire-engine-red collar. Perfect for the executive bathroom!

  • Works with ALL standard tubes
  • Wipes clean in seconds
  • No batteries, no cords, no fuss
  • Built-in bone handle for maximum torque
A bulldog squeezer splattered in green and blue toothpaste after being cranked too hard

⚠ WARNING ⚠

The Bulldog is VERY enthusiastic. Turn the bone gently. Do not let your 6-year-old crank him "as fast as he can." Results not typical. Actually, results are pretty typical.

Get every last drop! As seen on TV. Special offer $9.99

Retail value: $39.99

Yours for only $9.99

plus shipping & handling

ORDER IN THE NEXT
10:00
& WE'LL DOUBLE
YOUR ORDER!
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